Friday, May 16, 2008

Day Three, or as I like to call it, "God Hates Me"

So, you're on a partial-fast diet, suffering through the first few days while your body adjusts to the extreme lack of food. What possibly could make it worse? Yes, that's right...have Auntie Flo come for a visit. Argh. Cramps, backache and hunger. Not.Good. Pity, party of one? Right here.

Although my sweet co-worker just brought me a sugar-free Blue Coconut Snow-Cone (zero calories, woot!) so my day is a bit brighter (plus my tongue is blue, which makes me laugh. Go on, stick your tongue out in the mirror and try to not laugh if it is blue. Unless you are suffering from a horrible disease that gives you blue tongue. Then you have my permission to not laugh. Like you needed it anyway.)

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