I so bootiful.
Dat's rite, I look gud.
Wait one minute. When did my noze get so big?? Is dere noze surgery for dogs?!
Neber mind. I still bootiful. Just have a good noze for smelling when mom comes home after she pets odder dogs. I no mind. Not dat much. I lub her too much to stay mad. Besides, she got me a button so I can order my own dog fud wheneber I want:
She not know it, but I hab five bags coming next week.
I spend most of my days protecting mom from da mailman and da garbage man but she not 'preciate dat. "Stop barking, stop barking" - dat ALL I hear some dayz. Geez mom. I hab one job, just let me do it.
Speaking of mom, she not too gud wif sharing her delicious fud. She take picture, I sneak lick:
I bet I wud like candalop...cantylope...howeber you spell it, I know I wud enjoy it.
Sometimez I go outside to lay in de sun, but I get no peace:
One minute I be working on my tan...
And de next minute, JAWS is sneaking up on me...GRRRRRR.
HE'S TOUCHING MY FOOT!!! GRRR GRRRR GRRRRRRR
Dis guy bodder me too:
I don't like to share mom, but dat odder cat always has to lay down wif her too. GRRRR
Mostly I just like to sleep and keep an eye on mom:
I always on watch eben when I look like I might be falling asleep.